Saturday, August 4, 2007

A great one-liner and article . . .

The Other Man From Hope: "Muscatine, Iowa
Here in this small but engaging river city, known for its watermelons and sunsets, Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas and now a candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, wants the two dozen Iowans seated around him in Green's Tea and Coffee to know that he's 'leading' in the polls. This is startling news, since Huckabee has never polled above single digits in any survey. But Huckabee proceeds to explain. He cites the AP's interpretation of a recent Associated Press-Ipsos poll saying that no top-tier candidate--not Rudy Giuliani or John McCain or Mitt Romney or Fred Thompson--did better than 'none of the above.' Pausing, Huckabee announces, 'Well, ladies and gentlemen, I am 'none of the above.'"

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